Tallahassee: "My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?"
Columbus: "Probably nobody." - from the movie Zombieland
Due to several attacks by drug-crazed individuals that mimicked actual zombie attacks, citizens are understandably frightened. However, enterprising folks have come up with a weapon against zombies that is sweeping the country. Hornady, the largest independent producer of bullets in the world says their Zombie Max ammunition is a response to the flesh-eating crimes.
Hornady's Zombie Max Bullets are designed for those who want to be ready and fully-equipped for what the company calls “a Zombie Apocalypse.” The zombie fascination is also bouncing around the internet, recently becoming the third most-popular search term on Google. Conspiracies and expectation of the Zombie Apocalypse have even forced the US Center for Disease Control to address the American public and deny the threat. But the move has obviously failed to calm the situation down.
Hornandy say their bullets are sure to kill for good. “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!” – says the promotion on the company’s website.
Now I love zombies, primarily because if I believe if any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies. But if you fear the coming zombie apocalypse, you may want to consider Zombie Max ammo. Remember, your brain is a fantastic gift from God, but to a zombie it's just dinner.